How to Win a Million Dollars and BEEP Glitter
From Small-Town Schemer to #1 Bestseller: A Hilarious Memoir That Unmasks the Glittering Facade of the American Dream—And the Price of Chasing It.
An exuberant life story written with humor, panache, and heart.— Kirkus Reviews
NEW YORK, NY, UNITED STATES, March 19, 2025 /
EINPresswire.com/ -- Ahead of Pride Month 2025, Luke Stoffel’s picaresque memoir explores failure, ambition, and the cost of chasing success in a world that promised us everything. He asks the question: What if the myth behind Reagan-era America—and the trickle down prosperity they sold us—was just a glitter-fueled lie?
How to Win a Million Dollars and BEEP Glitter! is more than just a coming-of-age story—it’s a wild, eye-opening ride through the schemes, stumbles, and sheer determination of one misfit’s pursuit of success. With razor-sharp wit and a healthy dose of chaos, Stoffel reveals that the real lessons aren’t in winning—they’re in what happens when you don’t.
Critics have lauded the memoir:
• “The combination of memoir with a perceptive judgment of America’s often-empty vision of success is powerful.” — Publisher’s Weekly / BookLife (Score: 9.5 out of 10!)
• “This is a raucously funny book, with raffish prose full of self-deprecating humor regarding the distance between exalted pretensions and awkward reality… The result is a luminous tribute to the inestimable value of not quite getting what you want.” — Kirkus Reviews (Verdict: Get it!)
• “Readers who may have thought Catcher in the Rye and other coming-of-age stories held wry humor along with insights will find these classics must take a step back for contemporary authors such as Luke Stoffel.” — Midwest Book Review (Reviewer’s Choice)
Growing up as a gay Catholic schoolboy in a tiny Mississippi River town, Stoffel spent his childhood plotting schemes and chasing dreams—whether hacking McDonald’s Monopoly or trying to outsmart the system at every turn. His journey took him from backstage on Broadway to Silicon Valley start-ups, all in pursuit of fame and fortune. Luke’s journey proves that while everything can fall apart at any moment, the ride—chaotic, messy, and wildly imperfect—is the real prize.
Set against the backdrop of the 1980s in Reagan-era America, How to Win a Million Dollars and BEEP Glitter! is more than just a memoir—it’s a candid, chaotic, and deeply personal reflection on bullying, ambition, and the often-elusive nature of success.
Stoffel reflects, “This book is my love letter to the dreamers, schemers, and misfits who refuse to stay within the lines society draws for them. It’s also a critique of the sugar-coated lies we were sold—free pizzas for reading books, cereal-box sweepstakes, and hustle culture gone wild—that weren’t about lifting us up but greasing the wheels of an economy that left most of us behind.”
As Pride Month celebrates the diverse voices and stories within the LGBTQ+ community, How to Win a Million Dollars and BEEP Glitter! offers a unique blend of humor, heart, and unflinching honesty. It’s a testament to the resilience of those who dare to dream differently and a reminder that the journey is often the true reward.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Luke Stoffel (b. 1978) is an award-winning artist and writer whose work explores spirituality through a vibrant, pop-fantasy lens. Recognized by GLAAD as one of NYC’s top LGBTQ+ artists, his art has been showcased in iconic venues such as the Art Directors Club, the historic Prince George Ballroom, and the gallery at New World Stages. His debut book shot up to #1 on the Amazon charts for LGBTQ+ New Releases, ranking alongside RuPaul at #2 in Biographies & Memoirs, with Publishers Weekly praising Stoffel as someone who “dared live an unlikely life in a society that punishes those who try it.” His work has also been featured in major media, including hit reality shows on Bravo, with his photography appearing in The New York Times, Huffington Post, and Hawaiian Airlines Magazine. Learn more about Luke Stoffel and his work at:
https://howtoBEEPglitter.com
WHERE TO BUY
Amazon:
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Audible:
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Barnes & Noble:
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Ebook ISBN: 979-8-9917987-2-3
ISBN Paperback: 979-8-9917987-1-6
ISBN Hardcover: 979-8-9917987-4-7
REVIEWS
Kirkus Review:
https://bit.ly/40ZOOrV
Publisher’s Weekly:
https://bit.ly/3X5pKi1
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